In any conversation the endurance of the first party is inversely proportional with the insistence of the other party to steer the topic to his / her children.
The great thing about having a lot of internet things going on, is that it's easy to syndicate a lot of my own content - so here's a few snippets of stuff you're probably not interested in in the slightest. you're welcome.
5 last Twitters @SharQ
Feb 25 tweet: My new favourite hobby: Find a genre I've never heard on on #Spotify: http://is.gd/98VXH and then play it: http://is.gd/98W4z (link)
Jan 27 tweet: http://twitpic.com/zzvl4 - My David Cameron poster - made here http://bit.ly/7b4vAk (link)
Jan 15 tweet: @RickyGervais calling Twitter 'pointless'... look at his comments (http://is.gd/6kfSb) and his feed... He never got it in the first place. (link)